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Fattress 

When ya girl got so much back, that when she lyin on the bed, her back's elevated cuz her booty is poppin.
My girl's booty so big her fattress game strong.
Fattress by Sir Bumbles August 19, 2016
When ya girls booty is poppin so much her back is angled when she laying down.
"Everybody, I'd like to introduce you to my girl Elyse; she a real fatress.
fatress by lightes February 27, 2017

fattress 

A fat slut; an obese woman who is loose; a fat chick who puts out a lot.
She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.
fattress by PMax January 30, 2009

fagtress 

A definition of a female who exhibits gay tendencies. One who choose not to do things for any reason. Doesn't pick up your phone calls. Drinks out of a straw puckering her lips.
Anna was so fagtress when she didn't come hiking.

Hi, fagtress
fagtress by HotDogDog October 13, 2010

Fattress 

An extra-large bed or gurney used in a hospital for morbidly obese individuals
- Did you see that fatso come in with anasarca?
- Yeah, she was so big her pannus was hanging off her fattress... the dumb bitch.
Fattress by Madmanskin July 23, 2010

fattress 

Do you want to swing by Mattress King and pick up a fattress?

She doesn't use a fattress but she's no lightweight either.
fattress by Uncle Fatty June 22, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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