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Feticulate is the collective term for the airborne microscopic shit particles which accompany a fart. The level of feticulate is much worse if the fart is unfiltered (via clothing such as underwear) or if the originator of the fart accidentally draws muck at the time of farting.
Feticulate is the collective term for the airborne microscopic shit particles which accompany a fart. The level of feticulate is much worse if the fart is unfiltered (via clothing such as underwear) or if the originator of the fart accidentally draws muck at the time of farting.
"Please keep you anus closed while we are in the elevator. I do not care to breathe your feticulate."
by Johnny Domino October 27, 2011
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To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
by mvolfman July 10, 2010
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He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.
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by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008
Get the "Farticulate Matter" mug.The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.
While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.
by Magnus Floobertson February 5, 2008
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Buster, ever farticulate in word and deed, punctuated his racist tirade with a booming and authoritative burst from between his pimply, doughy ass-cheeks, leaning the standard 15 degrees to one side on his hardwood chair as he did so.
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