Facetweak
Look at her facetweaking.
Facetweak by BiiG BLaZe May 11, 2011
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Facetweet
A facebook status that is not funny, interesting, or a conversation starter, but is meaningless, and rather resembles a tweet. It could concern what one is eating, whether one is in the washroom, or whether one is in bed. These are generally disliked by many who use facebook because most users really don't give a shit. It is also common for people who post facetweets to update their status at higher rates.
Jane: Hey Dave, stop posting facetweets, if you really want to publish the fact that you couldn't have a smoothie for breakfast then just get twitter.
Here is an example of an elongated
Facetweet saga:
7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(
7:34 am: goin # 2 right now
9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello
9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.
9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.
Here is an example of an elongated
Facetweet saga:
7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(
7:34 am: goin # 2 right now
9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello
9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.
9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.
Related Words
Facetweak • facebreak • Facetweet • facebreakup • Facetwat • facebreakation • facepeak • Facetwatting • Facetweetbooking • Facewake
facebreakup
The act of changing your facebook status from "in a relationship with" to "single" and thereby notifying your known world that you are now officially single - since it is only official when facebook says it is.
(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)
a.k.a. facebookup
(Not to be confused with face-to-face break up - which I have found possibly lethal in my past)
a.k.a. facebookup
facebreakup by gtbarry June 17, 2009
Facetwat
n., 1. An individual who compulsively and serially posts photographs of themselves on Facebook in an effort to gain self-gratifying attention. 2. A photographic self-portrait usually taken at arms length. Such photographs are characterised by a resultant looming, horse/spoon-faced image of the subject. 3. A rampant self-publicist.
They're such an annoying Facetwat. They keep posting spoonface pictures of themselves on Facebook just to get attention.
Facetwat by GreyFlames March 31, 2011
facebreakation
facebreakation by t_shaped December 11, 2007
facepeak
The pinnacle of personal facebook recognition, characterized by an extreme amount of likes in comparison to standard facebook activity. Often following a major life event such as a wedding, celebrity encounter, world travel, new born, or achievement. The likes of which will never be reached again.
facepeak by Madisonbobadison November 27, 2013
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