Facetweet 

A facebook status that is not funny, interesting, or a conversation starter, but is meaningless, and rather resembles a tweet. It could concern what one is eating, whether one is in the washroom, or whether one is in bed. These are generally disliked by many who use facebook because most users really don't give a shit. It is also common for people who post facetweets to update their status at higher rates.

Jane: Hey Dave, stop posting facetweets, if you really want to publish the fact that you couldn't have a smoothie for breakfast then just get twitter.

Here is an example of an elongated
Facetweet saga:

7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(

7:34 am: goin # 2 right now

9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello

9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.

9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.

Facetweet by Tortazo April 13, 2009

Fauxtweeter 

A person who sets up a fake celebrity Twitter account.

I hope the fauxtweeter who set up the Darth Vader Twitter account gets busted. I thought that was for real!

Fauxtweeter by Tinkerbell Hilton July 7, 2009

Facetwat 

n., 1. An individual who compulsively and serially posts photographs of themselves on Facebook in an effort to gain self-gratifying attention. 2. A photographic self-portrait usually taken at arms length. Such photographs are characterised by a resultant looming, horse/spoon-faced image of the subject. 3. A rampant self-publicist.

They're such an annoying Facetwat. They keep posting spoonface pictures of themselves on Facebook just to get attention.

Facetwat by GreyFlames March 31, 2011

Facetention whore 

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.

Facetention whore by snikkard May 14, 2011

Facetwat 

n. One who annoyingly posts a Facebook status multiple times an hour, often resembling a tweet.

John: Dammit! I'm sick of getting updates every time Jessica dillyfucks around!

Billy: She's such a Facetwat

Facetwat by Foohtube October 5, 2010

Face-Tweet

The act of "tweeting" by using your facebook wall instead of a Twitter account.

If you want to know what she is up to, just look at her wall on Facebook. She is a Face-Tweeter.

Face-Tweet by MTS 2010 July 27, 2010

Facetweak 

The expression facetweak is made for facebook tweakers

Look at her facetweaking.

Facetweak by BiiG BLaZe May 11, 2011