Facespooge

The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.

Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge. Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.

Facespooge by YellowPinkie June 24, 2011

facebooger 

An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall.

Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :(

How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!

facebooger by Morg_rp April 14, 2009

Facespook 

A stalker, pyscopath, or sociopath who harasses you via Facebook.

Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.

Their behaviour can include:

1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.

A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.

types: "OMG I can't believe Mark started up a hate group about you! WHAT is up with that?!?! Talk about a Facespook! LMFAO"

types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"

Facespook by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

Faceshooter 

AKA "Texas Faceshooter," "Old-fashioned Texas Faceshooter." A cocktail made up of one part vodka, two parts club soda. Usually served with a twist. Traditionally, Faceshooters are served in multiples of four.

"Jim and I were going to pick him up at the airport, but we just ordered eight more Faceshooters and watched the last inning."

Faceshooter by Jah Stripmall September 14, 2007

Faceboogers 

Another way of referring to the monstrous social networking site known as "Facebook"

Hey, you there! Do you have a faceboogers?

Faceboogers by Scairry November 25, 2010

faceboogers 

term of endearment for facebook friends

Merry Christmas to all my faceboogers!

Thanks for the Birthday greetings, faceboogers!

faceboogers by Miss Placed December 22, 2010

facespooked

that sudden shock when an old friend (or enemy) from your past finds you on Facebook

my 25th hs reunion is coming up...seems i'm facespooked daily.

facespooked by lyricmyoos February 24, 2009