The act, usually partaken by teenagers, where they are French kissing a little too enthusiastically due to a lack of experience and, well, class.
My car broke down again yesterday, so I had to catch the bus; there was this lad and his girlfriend at the back of the top deck and the chap was going at the poor girl like a racehorse eating an apple.
by YellowPinkie July 09, 2011
The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.
Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge.
Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.
by YellowPinkie June 24, 2011