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Facer ape 

Apes that are totally in your face. By way of metonymy, someone may also be said to act like a like an ape by getting all up in your biznitch.

The term is also used occasionally via typos, most commonly when someone adds a space too hastily when trying to write 'face rape', leading to major interweb confusion.
"Stop being to total face ape, dude!"

"Could you please be so nice as to keep your facer ape away from my face?"

"The facer ape, a mammal indigenous to the urban jungle, is known to be a curious creature, socially preferring light teasing to traditional monkey-like playfulness, which is often misconstrued as lack of respect for other mammals' private sphere".

"Did you see that? He was acting all, like, crazy, running around like cracy and acting like a total facer ape".
Facer ape by Wolfie, the wordsmith January 12, 2012
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Ape Face 

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes
Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.
Ape Face by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

Ape face 

to heavily masterbate over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.
Charlotte: Omg jamie.! what are you doing?

Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D

Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey

Jamie: Thats the point
Ape face by dyson boshky January 15, 2009

Facerape 

The act of abusing someone's Facebook account on a computer where they have left themselves logged in. Usually results in a change of status proclaiming their sudden change in sexuality, as well as numerous wall posts to friends containing bizzare messages.
I left my Facebook account signed in on Jacob's computer last night and he completely Faceraped me!
Facerape by Tawseyowl February 11, 2009

Faceraped 

To have your Facebook (or other social networking site) used by someone else when you have accidentally left it logged in.
Tom was using my computer and the bastard Faceraped me because I hadn't logged out of Facebook.
Faceraped by Facefaced January 23, 2010

face rape 

when you leave your class/office without locking your pc and someone decides to deface your facebook wall, change sexual preference, messages your groups, etc..
1: "I didnt know you were gay. It`s cool that you `came out` n all, but why message the whole uni?"

2: "aaaaaaaaaaaah shit; i forgot to lock it didnt i? face raped again :("
face rape by j0nnyXb0x March 29, 2009

Faceraped 

1. When someone molests facebook account because you were too retarded to log out.

2. When facebook changes your setting against your wishes
Tim: I'm glad you came out of the closest yesterday.... I've been meaning to ask you something..
Rob: What? What do you mean?
Tim: You status says "I'm a cock sucking fudge packer"
Rob: shit, I've been faceraped....
Tim: Oh...
Rob: What were you going to ask me?
Tim: uh...umm... You see that Eagles game yesterday?

Facebook: Enjoy your new facebook profile
Steve: Fuck I've been faceraped! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE OLD ONE!?
Faceraped by imthatawesome December 18, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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