Facenom 

A long kiss usually involving tongue. An alternative derived roughly from icanhascheezburger.com

"I totally saw Vicky and John having a good facenom after class"

Facenom by andyr00 October 9, 2008

facenoob 

A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...

Lamo: So many facenoobs nowadays...
Steve-o: whatever

facenoob by Macedon_MKD July 17, 2009

Facenovela 

Dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. Onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (Spanish soap opera). Often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.

Ahora! Te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

Dominique to Jason 10:03 pm:

I don't want to hear it! I can't stand it anymore! We're so over.

10:03 pm: Dominique is no longer in a relationship.

Dominique's status, 10:04 pm: Doesn't understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.

Jason to Dominique 10:04 pm:
Fine, I don't love you either. I want a bomb to land on your college.

Jason's status 10:05 pm: Jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. He needs to start treating people better.

Jason to Dominique 10:05 pm: I love you, pookie.

10:06 Dominique is now in a relationship.

Tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: Dominique y Jason

adios!

Facenovela by freelove36 May 21, 2009

facenook 

Acquiring a sexual partner on the online social community known as facebook.com

I coped some of that facenook thanks to Fitt's profile.

facenook by Antony_Anthony January 5, 2008

FaceBomber 

FaceBomber (feys bom-er) -noun One who makes random comments on their friend's Facebook pages, or those they don't actually know or remember but accepted them anyways, often after extremely long periods of time since you actually communicated directly with them but you forget because you read their posts in your feed everyday and you feel like you know them again. see also PhotoBomber

This guy is such a Facebomber, I haven't spoken to him since high school and he keeps making stupid comments on my wall.

FaceBomber by DanTheMan1970 July 28, 2009

Facenovel

Facenovel:
A facebook profile with WAY more information than most. It is often written by someone who's pretentious or otherwise self-involved. Very few friends will ever read it.

Ex: of a facenovel

About me:
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Facenovel by freelove36 May 15, 2009

facebomb 

A meme that involves isolating one face within a group photo and photoshopping it over every person’s face.

Person A: Someone guy behind us photobombed our beach pic, but his face was so hilarious that I photoshopped it on all of our faces.

Person B: OMG no way let me see!

*shows*

Person B: DUDE what an awesome facebomb, get that on 4chan ASAP!

facebomb by chromechisel49 April 14, 2011