Facedialing

- Using facebook messaging to drunk dial your ex girlfriend

He was drunk and instead of drunk calling his ex-girlfrend, he was Facedialing her a message on facebook

by theFacedialer April 2, 2011

Fuckdialing

Verb: to accidentally dial someone with your cellphone by putting pressure on your phone during sex, causing the listener to hear the sounds of you having sex with someone. Happens when you leave your phone on the bed, or it falls out of your pocket and on to the backseat of a car, onto the couch, etc.

Fuckdialing example: "Me and this girl were banging on her couch and her knee ended up on top of her cellphone--she totally fuckdialed her mom. After we finished we suddenly heard this tiny voice saying 'Hello? Hello?' She was mortified."

by jonathanvsninjas March 25, 2010

Facedating

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.

So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.

by Nectar man September 3, 2009

Facesibling

A person filed under "brother" or "sister" on a Facebook profile that has no real blood or legal relationship with the profile owner, but given a deep intimacy or friendship by a mutual agreemeent each of the parties gains this title. Its effects are limited to Facebook.

Derived from Facebook + sibling.

See also Facebrother, Facesister.

A:Hello Elizabeth, the other day i was reading your facebook site, and i was surprised to read you have *two* sisters, as your mother told me that she had only two daughters. Is she a step sister, or uterine sibling, or quarter sibling?
B:No Mr Harrison, none othe above, she is just my Facesibling, it's just a Facebook thing.

by keichix February 17, 2010

facepiling

the application of way too much make up

she's been facepiling, makes her look so plastic!

by CCF & B December 18, 2012

Face Dialing

When you are on a touch screen phone and your face dials someone while you're talking to someone else.

I hate face dialing! When I was on the phone my f*&king phone face dialed my mom and she heard me having phone sex with Tom!

by LocalBiz June 7, 2010

facediving

Using Facebook status updates, comments and other posted material to gather and accumulate knowledge and information about friends, family and loved ones, rather than finding the information through more direct means, like asking the person (or persons) face-to-face, by email or by text.

His girlfriend found out he was at the frat party instead of work because she went facediving through his older brother's photo album.

by Newton Sylmar February 28, 2011