Facefailing

Where Facebook distracts you from doing homework/revising and therefore makes you fail

Kid "I failed my exam" = - Friend "Didn't you revise" - Kid "No I was on Facebook all night." - Friend "You need to stop facefailing."

by Should be doing work right now February 21, 2010

Facebaiting

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.

Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.

by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebaiting

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

facepiling

the application of way too much make up

she's been facepiling, makes her look so plastic!

by CCF & B December 18, 2012

facefaping

faping to facebook pictures

"dude did you see those new pool pics of madi"
"yeah i tottaly worth facefaping to"

by standert August 7, 2012

Facebaiting

Posting to Facebook only to get a specific reaction from a specific person. Causes nearly all Friends to say, "Huh?", but one particular Friend to say, "Oo. I know what that's about." Not always negative. Not always positive.

Did you see that come across your News Feed?

Something's definitely up. He/she's Facebaiting somebody.

by The Sausalito Samurai October 22, 2009

Faceballing

Also known as ballsmacking.
This is where a guy, or several guys whip out their floppy ballsacks and teabag someone, and smack them in the face with their balls.

Oh it was horrible, last night I passed out and woke up to my boyfriend and his mates smacking my face with their hairy balls!

Dude last night we totally went faceballing and did it to some idiot on the street, should have seen their face!

by Harry Ballsackinyourface July 17, 2011