Facedating 

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.

So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.

Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009

Facewasting 

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life

Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!

Facewasting by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

Facebaiting 

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.

Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.

Facebaiting by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebaiting 

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

facebaiting by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009

Facedancing 

The act of using a Facebook account you don't own and writing embarrassing statements about the owner. This normally happens when a user uses a public computer and leaves his account logged on.

I was facedancing on Dewboy's account. The douchebag left his account logged on at my house again.

Facedancing by BloodRaven037 August 11, 2010

facefaping 

faping to facebook pictures

"dude did you see those new pool pics of madi"
"yeah i tottaly worth facefaping to"

facefaping by standert August 7, 2012

Facecasting 

Blatantly fishing for sympathy/compliments/attention on Facebook.

Jane Doe is really really sad about something just happened.

John Doe just got picked to be a finalist!!

Judy Doe can hardly cope with everything right now.

Jack Doe thinks Jane needs to stop facecasting and just see a shrink already.

Facecasting by Sleepy212 July 6, 2009