facediving 

Using Facebook status updates, comments and other posted material to gather and accumulate knowledge and information about friends, family and loved ones, rather than finding the information through more direct means, like asking the person (or persons) face-to-face, by email or by text.

His girlfriend found out he was at the frat party instead of work because she went facediving through his older brother's photo album.

facediving by Newton Sylmar February 28, 2011

faceriding 

(V.) the act of the girl placing her vagina on your mouth & the action of sucking, licking & slurping is taken place.

Alicia said faceriding feels great. if done well, you can squirt

faceriding by Angie29371 March 2, 2014

freediving

Narcissistic behaviour; taking advantage of the people around them for free, like-mining, fishing for complements, and the 'cult like' adoration of others to elevate, and often validate their own sense of superiority regardless of their actual status or achievements.

'did you see what that fuckwit said?! they were freediving on social media again !.....'

freediving by gob shite uk February 20, 2018

facetiming

Using the smart phone video function to communicate while seeing the person who is also using their FaceTime application to both see and talk to you.

I was facetiming with my mom yesterday when I saw my dad walking through the house naked.

facetiming by Nesh525 November 5, 2013

Facedating 

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.

So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.

Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009

facemining 

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.

e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."

facemining by MooseEyes March 16, 2009

facepiling 

the application of way too much make up

she's been facepiling, makes her look so plastic!

facepiling by CCF & B December 18, 2012