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Faceblanked 

1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.

2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.
A: "Hey, did you see the game the other day?"
B: *Continues to use Facebook Chat*
A: "I'll take that as a no...So did you know that an alien abducted me last night?"
B: *Continues use of Facebook*
A: "Well I know when I've been well and truely Faceblanked."
Faceblanked by BeccaFaceblanked July 12, 2010
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faceblocked 

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.
Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man
faceblocked by Tianyunwang October 2, 2007

FaceBlocked 

The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.

not to be confused with faceblocked.com

Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."
FaceBlocked by Evanb128 February 16, 2009

faceblank 

to ignore someone on facebook. You can normally identify a faceblanking by comments/wall posts being ignored. the blanker may believe the blankee is a facecreep if they leave too many unrequited messages/comments
1:I've left him like three wall posts and a status comment.

2: Classic faceblanking.

1: I'm gonna allude to it in my status, stir some things up.

2: facecreep.

faceblank by eric frogsbawm January 18, 2009

Faceblocked 

A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.
guy: So uh, lemme get your number?
girl: Just facebook me*

*point of subsequent wreckage

Later...
guy: Dude...
guys friend: Did you get her number?
guy: no, I got faceblocked.
Faceblocked by Horse the Band February 14, 2008

Faceblocked 

When trying to carry on a conversation with someone, or to get a response to a question only to find that they have completely ignored you in favor of a form of social media such as Facebook or Twitter.
I tried asking my wife about dinner four times she totally faceblocked me."
Faceblocked by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010

Faceblocked 

When your work blocks social media sites on the corporate firewall and you cannot log into your facebook account
Dude, I can't browse facebook at work, I was faceblocked!
Faceblocked by Glock Blocked February 24, 2017
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