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Facebanged 

When Someone pokes you on Facebook enough times that they possibly reached some weird Orgasm, Or euphoric state by jabbing their dirty minded greasy fingers into your cyber hot box!
Hey guy, I'm gonna get home & make sure Jamie gets Facebanged! She is so hot. Reality tells me that I'm not good enough for her in society! But Facebook lets me shove things in her you wouldn't believe! Last night I fucked her with the remote for the TV!
Facebanged by Hammitch January 8, 2017
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Faceblanked 

1. To ignore someone on Facebook. This can be considered especially rude if the person has posted something directly on to your wall that requires an answer. Also can be incredibly empowering to the person who is Faceblanking.

2. To ignore someone for Facebook. Whole conversations can be carried out to someone's back, as they roam Facebook, without the speaking party realising they are being Faceblanked. This has been made increasingly worse by the use of mobile internet to access Facebook and growing wi-fi access avaliable in and around cities.
A: "Hey, did you see the game the other day?"
B: *Continues to use Facebook Chat*
A: "I'll take that as a no...So did you know that an alien abducted me last night?"
B: *Continues use of Facebook*
A: "Well I know when I've been well and truely Faceblanked."
Faceblanked by BeccaFaceblanked July 12, 2010

Facebang 

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."
I wanna facebang the secretary.
Facebang by youwishvirg August 4, 2009

Facebinge 

When initially a quick check on facebook turns into indulgent 2-4 hour session on facebook.com.
Cait: What did you get up to last night?

Ella: Oh, well I was going to start my essay but beforehand i decided to check my wall on facebook... and accidently had a major facebinge for 3 hours!
Facebinge by tinkabellsy March 28, 2009

Facebang 

The act of performing cunnilingus. Like fingerbanging, but with the face. Bonus points for girl on girl.
"Dude, Erica totally Facebanged Riley last night!"
"No wai!"
"Yeah dude."
Facebang by Isotopian October 20, 2008

Fangbanged 

Its when a male vampire drinks the blood of a sexy female mortal, turns her into a vampire vixen, and then has rough sex gratuitously with her.....

based on the term fangbanger from the hit HBO show true blood
an homage if you will
Bill: So how was Suki last night?
Eric: She tasted quite ripe, I turned her and we made sweet tender love.
Bill: Bro! You totally Fangbanged her! sweet!!
Eric: I know, she is like my cock-slave, I love being undead!
Fangbanged by Gabriel Belmont July 28, 2012

facebang 

Dood he wanted to facebang him
facebang by InternetY2K April 17, 2012
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