Faceblocked

A sorority girls often implemented cockblock should an inexperienced hardcore/metal kid, struggling to create an archetypal college identity that is specialized in attracting mates, request her phone number.

guy: So uh, lemme get your number?
girl: Just facebook me*

*point of subsequent wreckage

Later...
guy: Dude...
guys friend: Did you get her number?
guy: no, I got faceblocked.

by Horse the Band February 14, 2008

Faceblocked

When your work blocks social media sites on the corporate firewall and you cannot log into your facebook account

Dude, I can't browse facebook at work, I was faceblocked!

by Glock Blocked February 24, 2017

Faceblocked

When trying to carry on a conversation with someone, or to get a response to a question only to find that they have completely ignored you in favor of a form of social media such as Facebook or Twitter.

I tried asking my wife about dinner four times she totally faceblocked me."

by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 24, 2010

faceblocked

Faceblocked; (fac-bloked) To be prevented from using facebook, myspace or any other social networking site on the internet. Primarily due to overuse by co-workers and paranoia by CEO's of companies, where people do less work than they use these sites.

Guy 1:Hey mike why don't you go on facebook anymore?

Guy 2:I've been Faceblocked.

Guy 1:Cruel man

by Tianyunwang September 18, 2007

faceblock

to ignore a request for friendship on a social networking site on the world wide web

he contacted me on facebook. i had no choice but to faceblock him, he's one stalking bastard

by donna chapman September 14, 2008

Faceblock

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.

Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.

by Riconator September 26, 2009

FaceBlocked

The action of being blocked on Facebook, usually following either a stalking, harassment, or abrasive wall-pokes.

not to be confused with faceblocked.com

Evan- "Marc, man, Jillian just faceblocked me after i said she was a dirty ho"
Marc-"ROFL thats wicked, but im too sexy to be faceblocked."

by Evanb128 February 17, 2009