faceblank 

to ignore someone on facebook. You can normally identify a faceblanking by comments/wall posts being ignored. the blanker may believe the blankee is a facecreep if they leave too many unrequited messages/comments

1:I've left him like three wall posts and a status comment.

2: Classic faceblanking.

1: I'm gonna allude to it in my status, stir some things up.

2: facecreep.

faceblank by eric frogsbawm January 18, 2009

facebunk 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.

Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!

facebunk by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012

facetank 

Basically ‘Face-tanking’ means standing directly in front of an enemy and take all of his attacks with little effort to dodge relying only on active healing or passive defenses to save you while drawing the aggro of said target away from the squishier party members.

Player 1 "Since you're a guardian, u should be facetanking all the hits while the other party members whale on him from behind."
Player 2 "Okay."

facetank by Insert coin to continue October 11, 2013

Facewanking 

Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.

1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.

2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.

Facewanking by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

Pizza Faceplant 

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.

Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"

Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

Facebonk 

A common misspelling of Facebook. It occured to me that this is a effin' funny word and obviously a reference to being shagged in the face whilst giving oral

"I want to Facebonk your face"

"She was rubbish at head so i just Facebonked her"

Facebonk by Sneeky Dave again September 29, 2009