Face Wank
When in the act of face book raping somebody you realise you are logged in to your own account and have actually insulted yourself on your own wall.
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Wank Face
Wank Face by crazyarsedfly August 19, 2011
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wank-face by colourful_clouds July 7, 2009
wank face
1) A term used by idiots who tried to combine two insults to make a superior 'uber' insult, but failed miserbaly.
2) Said by Jonathon Ross when trying to say 'rank face'
3) It actually comes from the term used by the mexicans: 'el faceo wankido' which is used mainly when they are riding camels.
2) Said by Jonathon Ross when trying to say 'rank face'
3) It actually comes from the term used by the mexicans: 'el faceo wankido' which is used mainly when they are riding camels.
wank face by Jean Pierre Lafee July 1, 2004
wank face
wank face by TheDudeWithTheDefinitions November 23, 2011
fuck face ginger wanker
fuck face ginger wanker by Beatacus November 11, 2013
wanking face
Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass
wanking face by mitch00uk March 31, 2015
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