wank-face 

Noun- an insult

Verb- a compliment ; "I will wank-face" I will go masturbate to your face .

"What the fuck.. ? You're such a wank-face , dude .. "

"Oh .. I think I have to wank-face now ."

wank-face by colourful_clouds July 7, 2009

Wank Face 

A complete and total wanker, two faced. Bastard.

Can you believe what he did?! What a wank face!

Wank Face by crazyarsedfly August 19, 2011

wank face 

1) A term used by idiots who tried to combine two insults to make a superior 'uber' insult, but failed miserbaly.
2) Said by Jonathon Ross when trying to say 'rank face'
3) It actually comes from the term used by the mexicans: 'el faceo wankido' which is used mainly when they are riding camels.

Shut up! Your such a...such a...wank face!

wank face by Jean Pierre Lafee July 1, 2004

wank face 

if someone makes a face while in public and it looks like the face they make when they masturbate

Dude 1: dude, John looks way too happy in that photo
Dude 2: Yeah, bet thats his wank face

wank face by TheDudeWithTheDefinitions November 23, 2011

Face Wank

When in the act of face book raping somebody you realise you are logged in to your own account and have actually insulted yourself on your own wall.

OMG I just tried to Frape john but inatead told the world I like to lick dogs scrotum I just face wank ed

Face Wank by Hinge 81 January 16, 2011

Facebook wank 

When you log on to facebook, the first girl you see that has updated their status, you open up a picture of her and have a wank.

"I had a facebook wank last night!"
"What's that?"
"I logged on, saw Sarah at the top of list opened up a picture of her and had a wank!"
"Sounds good!"

Facebook wank by Jimmy Peters December 24, 2008

Facebook wank 

When you have a wank over a picture of someone on facebook. Generally frowned upon.

Person 1: I had a facebook wank yesterday.

Person 2: Really? That's pretty creepy.

Facebook wank by AWKY AWK March 7, 2011