Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.
1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.
2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.
2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.
by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
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Get the Flamewanking mug.to post your own self-promoting information on a FaceBook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.
by Joe's Black T-Shirt May 4, 2010
Get the facejacking mug.Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life
by MasterHowl June 13, 2009
Get the Facewasting mug.(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
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'' soz i was facebanking them new holiday pics''
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