Face Like A 

...smacked arse, bag of spanners, box of frogs, bulldog chewing on a wasp, smashed crab, Chernobyl Fireman's Head etc.

Ugly beyond reproach.

Dave: "That lad's got a face like a chernobyl fireman's head."
Bill: "As I understand it, he was in fact a chernobyl fireman."
Dave: "(sings) #It's a wonderful life...#" (etc)

Face Like A by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

face like a welders bench 

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

face like a welders bench by ontour May 25, 2012

face like a grieving cod!

really moody sad face, glum.

Jack Dee, with your face like a grieving cod!

face like a grieving cod! by The Azmeister October 5, 2009

Face like a kicked-in shit can 

A description of an ugly man or woman. Meaning that their face resembles a can of shit that has been kicked about

eg: She's got a face like a kicked-in shit can

Face like a kicked-in shit can by I am Chuck Norris June 4, 2007

Face like a half sucked mango 

An Australian term for a woman with a very unattractive face.

Ian- "Hey check out Helen, she has an amazing body"
Kevin- "Yeah but she has a face like a half sucked mango"

Face like a half sucked mango by BelindaCarlisleLover January 12, 2010

face like a bulldog eating custard 

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

face like a bulldog eating custard by shortsite January 10, 2009

Face like a half eaten hamburger 

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

Face like a half eaten hamburger by smurfette5 August 21, 2012