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Faakhir
When he walks out of that car on the first tinder date, your jaw will drop. You weren't expecting much, but he's easily the prettiest pakistani boy you've ever and will meet. However, his jaded perspective on life and fears of leading you on will result in him calling you a noob at kissing on the first date. In addition, when you ask him to roast you as a joke, he will come at you saying, "if your forehead was any smaller jane goodall would put you in a cage and teach you sign language" after which you can just roast his nose dw:) But, if he is your first kiss, you won't regret it. At first, he will seem like a toxic brown boy, but give him some time to know you and you'll fall in love with his dimples. He is incredibly smart, hard-working, loyal, and honest once you get to know him. In addition, he has a huge dick lol.. Just try not to get too attached to him because he gets tired really easy and will blow you off repeatedly.
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
Otherwise he's a really good person, get to know him if you have the opportunity!
me: you're coming over tonight right?
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
Faakhir: omg i just took a shower
*an hour later*
me: where are you??
Faakhir: It got worse im in bed
Faakhir by happyshellfish23 January 30, 2020
Faaah
A term associated with being overjoyed.
When you can hardly contain your excitement, burst out "faaah" at the end of your sentence so others know just what level you are on.
Not to be confused with the vulgar "f" word.
When you can hardly contain your excitement, burst out "faaah" at the end of your sentence so others know just what level you are on.
Not to be confused with the vulgar "f" word.
I am so excited for this party tonight, faaah!
Guys , I have a date with that hot guy Tom from Accouting, faaah!
Guys , I have a date with that hot guy Tom from Accouting, faaah!
Faaah by PurpleRosePeacock May 19, 2017
fashhole
The rude, ignorant, self-absorbed, narcissistic and over-privileged fashionistas that have overrun the fashion industry and take over Fashion Week every year.
That stupid fashhole nearly took me out with her oversized purse because she had to “get through” the crowd.
fashhole by Michael Kors October 25, 2008
faathimah
Damnit! I knew my name wont be defined - F.U (my initials btw:P)
well anyway, i guess i'm random, weird with absolutely awesome eyesight! Oh and most probably asian, or arab if not then your looking at wrong spelling, probs =) cya x
well anyway, i guess i'm random, weird with absolutely awesome eyesight! Oh and most probably asian, or arab if not then your looking at wrong spelling, probs =) cya x
My own name is Faathimah so it's hard to explain myself buuuuut..... My friends always say i'm random and I guess I am cos I talk abt random stuff and stuff. I'm weird cos.. Well everyones weird tbh... But I guess I'm like the weirdo of our.. Um group? Yh? And well i'm kinda one that doesn't wear glasses or has glasses in the group too, and i'm kinda suprised cos I thought my eyes would be really damaged by now cos I read in the dark and have my phone on so bright in the dark too so... Well yh.. So yh I guess that's it but idk xx oh and thanks for reading my boring selfs self cos I know I'm not even interesting lol ;)
Fahah
a fahah is basically like a full lower body corset that women use after getting plastic surgery to keep everything up and snatched.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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