fuckulate 

To manipulate negativly, perhaps by way of fucking

We had it all planned out perfect til that bitch fuckulated it all up.

Go fuckulate yourself.

fuckulate by Colin r. October 5, 2006

Fuckulate 

To estimate your chances of copulating with someone.

Bob would carefully fuckulate over the dancers before making his move.

Loretta spent the day fuckulating over the UPS guy.

Fuckulate by Diveetz11 November 12, 2018

Fuckulate 

to fuck vigoriously ; Fuck fastly

God Gena, you fuckulate

Fuckulate by John February 28, 2004

Fuckslayer 

The most badass musical instrument in existence

Harry withdrew his guitar, Fuckslayer, from a dimension where all screamed for naught.

Wrought from the silver heart of heaven's false promise, laced with vessels that pulsed with angel's menstrual blood, hewn from the horns of Satan's generals, it laughed as it was set loose, a laugh that only Harry could hear, but no one could share.

Fuckslayer by Mister Ffff August 10, 2012

fuckilated 

to be screwed up very badly; usually beyond repair.

Why is my laptop so fuckilated?

fuckilated by realitywinsall November 25, 2009

factulate 

(v.) To present poorly thought-out ideas, complete fantasy, or sheer speculation as authoritative and indisputable.

He was known to factulate on a number of topics that he knew little about, confidently making random, incorrect statements on well understood subjects, such as seafood transportation and battery technology.

factulate by SirDinglyDang November 22, 2010

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time

Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*

Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020