Fuckuppance

Your comeuppance for fucking up.

That one bitch got food poisoning after stealing my lunch, so you could say she got her fuckuppance.

Fuckuppance by snark_attacks September 21, 2018

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FUCKULANCE

The velocity at which someone can fuck something up.
OR what you say to your friend Lance when he really pisses you off.

the fuckulance that Bill displayed on the Dormer account was unrivaled, Don't ya think?

FUCKULANCE by johnnisalsa February 22, 2008

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Fuckuppable

The ability to be (easily) fucked up

French is one of those languages that seems as if it was made to be fuckuppable. One wrong ending pronunciation and you've just called someone's ass nice.

Fuckuppable by dustBoxedNORTH June 21, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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