Fruittocks 

Fruittocks or fruitocks, (I'm unsure of how it's spelt) is a person who is very "fruity" if you know what I mean. Often evolves into gayocks.

Jim: Wow, Carl is so fruity.
Bob: So he's a fruittocks?

Fruittocks by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011

futtocks 

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

futtocks by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

Fruitpocket 

A man who befriends a woman he finds attractive, but refuses to make a move even after a prolonged time

I can’t believe he won’t make a move with Aubrey already, he’s known her for months, what a Fruitpocket.

Fruitpocket by Phrederick October 8, 2021

How are your futtocks? 

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

How are your futtocks? by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021

fruttocks 

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.

"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"

fruttocks by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

fronttocks

Fronttocks: The opposite of the buttocks.

A non-profane term that generally refers to the region of the gender specific accouterments located in the lower frontal region of a human being.

The area of a human being that the genitalia are located in.

If you are attacked by a sexual predator, kick him in the fronttocks.

Oh man! She just kicked me in the fronttocks.

Yikes! I just spilled hot coffee on my fronttocks!

I went on a date with this guy and he kept trying to touch my fronttock.

fronttocks by Shawn Middleton January 1, 2009

fruitrocks 

Fruitrocks means "no idea", "clueless", "never heard of it" etc.

Jill: Have you ever seen Marlo Pappa in the summer?
Jim: Fruitrocks!

fruitrocks by drmindbender June 11, 2006