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Fruittocks 

Fruittocks or fruitocks, (I'm unsure of how it's spelt) is a person who is very "fruity" if you know what I mean. Often evolves into gayocks.
Jim: Wow, Carl is so fruity.
Bob: So he's a fruittocks?
Fruittocks by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011
Words you can keep

futtocks 

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.
Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.
futtocks by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

Fruitpocket 

A man who befriends a woman he finds attractive, but refuses to make a move even after a prolonged time
I can’t believe he won’t make a move with Aubrey already, he’s known her for months, what a Fruitpocket.
Fruitpocket by Phrederick October 8, 2021

How are your futtocks? 

How's your day going? (British)
friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

fruttocks 

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.
"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"
fruttocks by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

fronttocks

Fronttocks: The opposite of the buttocks.

A non-profane term that generally refers to the region of the gender specific accouterments located in the lower frontal region of a human being.

The area of a human being that the genitalia are located in.
If you are attacked by a sexual predator, kick him in the fronttocks.

Oh man! She just kicked me in the fronttocks.

Yikes! I just spilled hot coffee on my fronttocks!

I went on a date with this guy and he kept trying to touch my fronttock.
fronttocks by Shawn Middleton January 1, 2009

fruitrocks 

Fruitrocks means "no idea", "clueless", "never heard of it" etc.
Jill: Have you ever seen Marlo Pappa in the summer?
Jim: Fruitrocks!
fruitrocks by drmindbender June 11, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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