Geezo 

An alternative of saying “Jesus!”

Use to describe shock, embarrassment, disgust or any other strong emotion.

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For example

“Jesus! You scared me!”
The alternative is;
“Geezo! You scared me!”

Geezo by Georgieeeee77777 December 28, 2019

geezo 

A mission to get money for drugs.
Could be a a theft or a scam.
Burglary usually.

I've got a geezo.
That guy dave takes the deposit to the bank on Thursday morning.
Lets get that nigga.

geezo by v duxx October 20, 2007

geezin it up 

When a young person retires to bed before an age-appropriate time, like an old geezer. Also spelled geezin’ it up. Pronounced with a hard ‘g’ as in ‘gas’.

“Did you make it to midnight on New Years Eve?”
“No, man, my girlfriend and I were geezin it up”.

geezin it up by cmcdoozle January 13, 2018

Sheez and Geez 

Slang for Shits and Giggles. Just for fun.

Why don't we try anal, just for sheez and geez?
Nah, let's just throw rocks onto the highway, just for sheez and geez!

Sheez and Geez by W.D.Campbell May 2, 2020

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.

My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.

My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021

geekological clock 

Much like a woman's biological clock concept; your geekological clock is a figurative concept of when you've gone far too long without owning something that your geek self deems imperative, & thus you obsess over until you have it - having "gone off" or is "ticking".

1. "My geekological clock is ticking cause i STILL don't have the new Zelda game!"
2. "My geekological clock went off, I have to go out and get this figure RIGHT NOW!"

geekological clock by TheMistressJ January 31, 2014