Fruittocks

Fruittocks or fruitocks, (I'm unsure of how it's spelt) is a person who is very "fruity" if you know what I mean. Often evolves into gayocks.

Jim: Wow, Carl is so fruity.
Bob: So he's a fruittocks?

by Mr. lololface April 3, 2011

futtocks

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

Fruitpocket

A man who befriends a woman he finds attractive, but refuses to make a move even after a prolonged time

I can’t believe he won’t make a move with Aubrey already, he’s known her for months, what a Fruitpocket.

by Phrederick October 8, 2021

How are your futtocks?

How's your day going? (British)

friend 1 How are your futtocks?
friend 2. At their furthest reach, dear boy! (Very well!)

by talk2me-JCH2 April 3, 2021

fruttocks

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.

"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"

by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

fronttocks

Fronttocks: The opposite of the buttocks.

A non-profane term that generally refers to the region of the gender specific accouterments located in the lower frontal region of a human being.

The area of a human being that the genitalia are located in.

If you are attacked by a sexual predator, kick him in the fronttocks.

Oh man! She just kicked me in the fronttocks.

Yikes! I just spilled hot coffee on my fronttocks!

I went on a date with this guy and he kept trying to touch my fronttock.

by Shawn Middleton January 1, 2009

fruitrocks

Fruitrocks means "no idea", "clueless", "never heard of it" etc.

Jill: Have you ever seen Marlo Pappa in the summer?
Jim: Fruitrocks!

by drmindbender June 11, 2006