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FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.
Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.

Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!

Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
fmler by Beckley April 12, 2009
Related Words
FMLFR FMLFTW FMLR FLFR FMFR fmfral fmler FMLFH fmlfiath fmlfih
"Fuck my life right now". Often used when things go wrong at a certain period in your life... instead of saying FML all together, it's FMLRN when something happens bad to you in the moment and it really upsets you.
"Ew I can't believe my ex is dating Sheena again. FMLRN!"
FMLRN by ohhalexa August 26, 2009
Fuck My Life For The Win

An amalgamation of two zeitgeist acronyms.

1) Loosely defined as experiencing something awful (FML) in order to achieve great success (FTW).

2) A transcendently negative experience.
1) I was enslaved in a diamond mine for my entire childhood. My health was terrible and I lived in deplorable, subhuman conditions. My luck changed when I escaped to Antwerp with a 45 carat rock. FMLFTW!
Dude fmlfih -.-
fmlfih by DemonRiderFX March 11, 2010
A spin on the phrase FML (Fuck My Life), FMLR stands for "Fuck My Life Rocks". FMLR takes the idea of FML and completely reverses it's meaning and emphasis, as the word "Fuck" in FMLR becomes an exclamation of enthusiasm, instead of it's negative connotations in FML.

FRML can be used to state how awesome your life is at a certain moment, or in general.
I just scored two free tickets to the gig! FMLR
FMLR by grim slim March 26, 2009
Fuck my life reject. A person who gets rejected from FML (fmylife.com). This person usually posts unrealistic stories that always gets rejected. FMLR
Today, I got rejected from FML for the 5th time. FMLR

FML accepted: Hey I just got my story submitted on FML what happened to your story?

FMLR: It got rejected.
FMLR by FMLreject January 5, 2010