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FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.
Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.

Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!

Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
fmler by Beckley April 12, 2009
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The ship between two lovers, Floch Forster and Eren Yeager from the anime and manga Attack on Titan. It's a gay relationship between two men who bounded themselves through the desire of saving their homeland and countrymen.

In the beginning, Floch didn't like Eren because he stood out for his childhood friend in the Serum Bowl event during RtS Arc. However, years passed and they banded together forming the Yeagerist faction, a paramilitary group who would take control of Paradis and rescue it from certain doom. Once Eren activates the Rumbling, he's separate from Floch, who's in charge of taking care of Paradis' internal issues.

A group of traitors and enemies is formed, they fight the Yeagerists and Floch is injured - the traitors escape using a boat. Floch is revealed to be hanging on that boat to try one last stand, which ultimately fails but causing the death of Hange Zoe. Even in his dying breath, Floch still entrusts Eren with saving Paradis...
I want someone to trust me like fleren
fleren by Astalriel December 15, 2020
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fmler • flerf • flerp • Flerb • flerm • flerk • FMer • fler • flerd • Flerbert

flergeflamming 

Teachers or authority figures going out of their way to talk effusively and positively with young children about homosexuality and transgenderism, usually without parents' knowledge or permission. Synonym of "grooming".
I don't care what you want to call it, call it flergeflamming for all I care, just stop normalizing sexual discussions with children.
flergeflamming by anonymous February 21, 2023

Flerftopia 

Flerftopia

A group that got destroyed.
A group that was ran by Idiot's.
A group of people that crossed the wrong people.
Kevin and Erin used to run Flerftopia until it was destroyed.
Flerftopia by Shawn Bailey October 2, 2018

Flerting 

A spelling of flirting made popular by Minecraft streamer Tubbo. He spammed the phrase “This is deffo flerting” in chat and it quickly became a meme. He most likely spelled it wrong by accident as he’s dyslexic.
Person 1-So how are you cutie
Person 2-*blushes* I’m doing good
Person 3-Wow this is deffo flerting

Person 1-SHUT UP ALREADY
Person 3- this is deffo flerting
Flerting by ThatStarPolaris January 27, 2021
Latin slang word for knife or something sharp.
He got stabbed with a filero.
filero by sandSStorm May 27, 2005

flert alert

to be exclaimed when someone is caught flerting with another person.
boy: hey girl, you're so kiute!
girl: flert alert ! 🚨
flert alert by louafsique July 5, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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