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FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.
Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.

Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!

Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
fmler by Beckley April 12, 2009
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The ship between two lovers, Floch Forster and Eren Yeager from the anime and manga Attack on Titan. It's a gay relationship between two men who bounded themselves through the desire of saving their homeland and countrymen.

In the beginning, Floch didn't like Eren because he stood out for his childhood friend in the Serum Bowl event during RtS Arc. However, years passed and they banded together forming the Yeagerist faction, a paramilitary group who would take control of Paradis and rescue it from certain doom. Once Eren activates the Rumbling, he's separate from Floch, who's in charge of taking care of Paradis' internal issues.

A group of traitors and enemies is formed, they fight the Yeagerists and Floch is injured - the traitors escape using a boat. Floch is revealed to be hanging on that boat to try one last stand, which ultimately fails but causing the death of Hange Zoe. Even in his dying breath, Floch still entrusts Eren with saving Paradis...
I want someone to trust me like fleren
fleren by Astalriel December 15, 2020
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fmler flerf flerp Flerb flerm flerk FMer fler flerd Flerbert

flergeflamming 

Teachers or authority figures going out of their way to talk effusively and positively with young children about homosexuality and transgenderism, usually without parents' knowledge or permission. Synonym of "grooming".
I don't care what you want to call it, call it flergeflamming for all I care, just stop normalizing sexual discussions with children.
flergeflamming by anonymous February 21, 2023

Flerftopia 

Flerftopia

A group that got destroyed.
A group that was ran by Idiot's.
A group of people that crossed the wrong people.
Kevin and Erin used to run Flerftopia until it was destroyed.
Flerftopia by Shawn Bailey October 2, 2018

Flerting 

A spelling of flirting made popular by Minecraft streamer Tubbo. He spammed the phrase “This is deffo flerting” in chat and it quickly became a meme. He most likely spelled it wrong by accident as he’s dyslexic.
Person 1-So how are you cutie
Person 2-*blushes* I’m doing good
Person 3-Wow this is deffo flerting

Person 1-SHUT UP ALREADY
Person 3- this is deffo flerting
Flerting by ThatStarPolaris January 27, 2021
Latin slang word for knife or something sharp.
He got stabbed with a filero.
filero by sandSStorm May 27, 2005

flert alert

to be exclaimed when someone is caught flerting with another person.
boy: hey girl, you're so kiute!
girl: flert alert ! 🚨
flert alert by louafsique July 5, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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