Definitions by Beckley

braces lump 

the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.

"Wow, you have a weird shaped mouth!"
"No, stupid, its just my braces lumps"

braces lump by Beckley August 14, 2009

omg

OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.

Of the many gods, OMG spends the most time with humans.

omg by Beckley April 27, 2009

freak on a leash 

a phrase of description used when the word freak is simply not a large enough word to contain their freakishness. (the person being described probably belong on a leash too.)they are either extremely weird, perverted, or stalkerish.

Person #1: OMG did that freak on a leash Cameron just start humping your shoulder for no reason? EWWWW!
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash

freak on a leash by Beckley April 26, 2009

cht spk 

The text message language (txt spk)of abbreviations that is further extended to instant messaging- "chatting"- on a computer. cht spk stands for chat speak. Generally, In cht spk, the use of vowels in long words is eliminated, and any word or syllable that sounds like a number is written as a number. silent letters are eliminated, and letter combinations are replaced with a similar sounding single letter if possible.

(The following is in cht spk)

Person #1: hy wassp bab? (hey whats up babe?)

Person #2: nm u? (nothing much, you?)

Person #1: jst chilln. (just chilling)

cht spk by Beckley April 13, 2009

fmler 

FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.

Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.

Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!

Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!

fmler by Beckley April 12, 2009

caisee 

What it sounds like when someone keeps asking, "Can I see?", and a description of an annoying person who is constantly trying to butt into your business.

Oh my god, she just asked me to show her cousin's wedding ring AGAIN. She is such a caisee!

caisee by Beckley April 10, 2009

waiwuh 

Something a person says too much when they aren't really listening. It comes from "wait, what?" Also used to describe a person who doesn't listen to you when you are talking.

Omg Sarah is such a waiwuh! she never listens to me when I talk!

waiwuh by Beckley April 10, 2009