I accidently texted my friend from my Iphone that I jade a friend. I meant to say I made a friend. What a stupid touch-o!
by beckley March 27, 2009
Get the touch-omug. A word used as a filler in a failing instant message conversation, when you have nothing left to say.
Person #1: yeah so then i told him to get off my case and he was like well get off my case and i was like well you were on my case first and he was like well i dont care and then his girlfriend broke up with him through text so he was super depressed.
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and then it was like weird cuz i know he likes me a little bit and he was totally looking at me in a funny way and i was like jeez what are you doing rite?
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and hes like dude I'm totally going emo so my girl will want me again and he was like being all sad so i tried to comfort him and stuff but he was just being really closed up. i think he likes me!!!
Person #2: lol
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and then it was like weird cuz i know he likes me a little bit and he was totally looking at me in a funny way and i was like jeez what are you doing rite?
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and hes like dude I'm totally going emo so my girl will want me again and he was like being all sad so i tried to comfort him and stuff but he was just being really closed up. i think he likes me!!!
Person #2: lol
by Beckley April 10, 2009
Get the lolmug. a phrase of description used when the word freak is simply not a large enough word to contain their freakishness. (the person being described probably belong on a leash too.)they are either extremely weird, perverted, or stalkerish.
Person #1: OMG did that freak on a leash Cameron just start humping your shoulder for no reason? EWWWW!
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash
by Beckley April 26, 2009
Get the freak on a leashmug. the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.
by Beckley August 14, 2009
Get the braces lumpmug. OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.
by Beckley April 27, 2009
Get the omgmug. FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.
Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.
Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!
Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!
Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
by Beckley April 12, 2009
Get the fmlermug. Something a person says too much when they aren't really listening. It comes from "wait, what?" Also used to describe a person who doesn't listen to you when you are talking.
by Beckley April 10, 2009
Get the waiwuhmug.