FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.
Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.
Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!
Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!
Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
by Beckley April 12, 2009
OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.
by Beckley April 27, 2009
a phrase of description used when the word freak is simply not a large enough word to contain their freakishness. (the person being described probably belong on a leash too.)they are either extremely weird, perverted, or stalkerish.
Person #1: OMG did that freak on a leash Cameron just start humping your shoulder for no reason? EWWWW!
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash
by Beckley April 26, 2009
What it sounds like when someone keeps asking, "Can I see?", and a description of an annoying person who is constantly trying to butt into your business.
by Beckley April 10, 2009
I accidently texted my friend from my Iphone that I jade a friend. I meant to say I made a friend. What a stupid touch-o!
by beckley March 27, 2009
A word used as a filler in a failing instant message conversation, when you have nothing left to say.
Person #1: yeah so then i told him to get off my case and he was like well get off my case and i was like well you were on my case first and he was like well i dont care and then his girlfriend broke up with him through text so he was super depressed.
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and then it was like weird cuz i know he likes me a little bit and he was totally looking at me in a funny way and i was like jeez what are you doing rite?
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and hes like dude I'm totally going emo so my girl will want me again and he was like being all sad so i tried to comfort him and stuff but he was just being really closed up. i think he likes me!!!
Person #2: lol
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and then it was like weird cuz i know he likes me a little bit and he was totally looking at me in a funny way and i was like jeez what are you doing rite?
Person #2: lol
Person #1: and hes like dude I'm totally going emo so my girl will want me again and he was like being all sad so i tried to comfort him and stuff but he was just being really closed up. i think he likes me!!!
Person #2: lol
by Beckley April 10, 2009
a term used in fashion for cool, sexy, awesome, or any other positive remark about something. it is most famously used by christian sirianos, project runway winner, and tyra banks.
by Beckley March 20, 2009