FMITF

FMITF: Abbreviation for for "Fuck Me In The Face"; an explanation more commonly used to express great frustration, distress, or other negative emotions.

Tom: We have a quiz today.
Clarissa: Seriously! I didn't study! FMITF.

by swampeyes April 3, 2009

FitFag

Players who joined the popular Minecraft server, 2b2t, because of FitMC, a Minecraft YouTuber who often makes videos on this server.

Shut the fuck up fitfag, go back to your group orgy with SalC1, Fit, and Rusher, you oversized potato sack nigger.

by That one 2b2t player May 6, 2020

FITFO

Figure It The Fuck Out

dont ask me how it works, FITFO.

by Shags July 24, 2003

Fmitabilj

FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS

Plz Fmitabilj

by Lmp and Fmitabilj June 21, 2016

Fitfap

To intentionally or unintentionally wear one's Fitbit device while masturbating aka Fap resulting in the measurement of one's masturbation session(s) in terms of distance.

Rhonda returned home from her morning run after which she spent the next two hours laying in bed watching porn and fapping herself to glorious orgasm after orgasm. She forget she had left her Fitbit on and realized she had just Fitfaped the equivalent of almost 4.5 miles.

by Eaton Holgoode June 21, 2015

fmitga

"Fuck Me In The Goat Ass" taken abreviation from a line of one of adam sandler's cd characters.

fmitga i got pwnd

by dirtyyyyyy May 13, 2003

fitfat

when someone works out regularly and is healthy but retains a fat looking appearance.

My husband is fitfat, works out everyday but still has a beer belly.

by amanda_dog January 12, 2008