FMITAR 

short for Fuck Me In The Ass Running

when something is going totally the opposite way of how you play it out in your mind

man i was racing and i crashed FMITAR

FMITAR by jq mack daddy August 30, 2009

Fmitabilj 

FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS

Plz Fmitabilj

Fmitabilj by Lmp and Fmitabilj June 21, 2016

Femitard 

A mentally retarded radical feminist who hates all men and never uses logic when they recite a speech. They also think it is unfair to not tax viagra (100$) and tax tampons (1$).

Bobby: Hey Rick did you watch that Ashley Judd speech about the nasty women last night?

Rick: Oh yea, I saw that. That woman is a real Femitard.

Femitard by Ballsack5 January 27, 2017

FMITA

Fuck me in the ass

Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!

FMITA by br00k3 June 11, 2015

Fitarded 

1. So athletically fit that even trying to comprehend some of the feats of athletism will make you feel retarded.

2. So athletically fit that other athletes look slow and/or challenged in compairison.

1.Fortunate for nobody ninjas are so fitarded that even gymnasts can't even flip out as hard as them.

2. That guy is really fitarded he can pretty much do anything.

Fitarded by Ninja Thompson March 18, 2010

FMITAT 

Acronym for "fuck me in the ass tonight"

Joe: FMITAT
Pam: K. My place at 10?

FMITAT by your depression June 13, 2020

FMITA

The single most effective phrase to express utter defeat and domination by a thing or a person that you deem significantly less important than yourself.

It is an acronym for "F*ck Me In The Ass." It is not a wishful request but a forceful demand for fierce buttsex. Its masochistic connotations imply that you wouldn't really be asking for it unless you were feeling extremely ashamed of said ownage.

1)
I passed out before I got the chance to superman that ho. FMITA.

2)
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FMITA by xtickledpinkx March 17, 2008