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FISHERman’d 

He pressed her up against the wall. She could feel his jorts bulging as he untucked his. "World's Best Dad" t-shirt. She pushed him backwards onto the bed and he began to undress. "No." she said, "The New Balance 624s stay on."
Yo bruh! Did you hear that Mark totally got FISHERman’d again last night?? Ya bro! I also heard that he used a muppet doll as a toy lmao!
FISHERman’d by NinjaK69 May 9, 2023
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Fisherman daz! 

That guy who is 20 and gets no bitches. Using his fisherman ability, he is able to only pull in catfishes accounts using his bunny filter
Nav - man do I love salad!

Norbit - did you say fisherman daz!
Nav - wait the guy who gets no bitches?

Norbit - CLASSIC FISHERMAN DAZ!

National kiss a fisherman day 

On December 15 it’s mandatory to kiss someone who goes fishing
Bro Jenny kissed me today because I guess it’s National kiss a fisherman day

Fisherman's Delight 

The process of tying a string around one of your large toes, and the other around your penis, and then running the string though your pants leg, which enables you to masturbate in public areas to whatever you may please...
"Man, the day that one chick came to our cell block...man, I just had to pull a fisherman's delight."
Fisherman's Delight by YourMomsLover November 23, 2013

Fisherman's Dwarf 

Used to describe a midget who hails from the city of San Francisco, California (specifically found in one of their famous seaports)
I was about to go fishing, and that Fisherman's Dwarf stole my bait! STOP THIEF!!

fisherman’s discount 

When your friend gives you free food/merchandise at their place of employment.
I went to Arby’s and saw Lance working in the back, so I made sure to ask for the fisherman’s discount.
fisherman’s discount by thegregoreo September 17, 2019

fisherman's dozen 

Unlike a baker's dozen, which is 13, the fisherman's tendency to boast and lie means the fisherman's dozen is 9 fish.

Similarly, the fisherman's foot is a fish that isn't really a foot long, even after the fisherman steps on it.
"Yo, Cyrus, how'd you do out there? You fool any big ones?"

"Eh, not bad, Lem. I caught a dozen, and four of 'em were over a foot long!"

"Tell me, lad, do you mean a fisherman's dozen, and a fisherman's foot long?"

"You saw right through me, Lem, but they'll fry up nice."
fisherman's dozen by Oliver Faltz December 23, 2011
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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