9 definitions by Carrot pofter
The royal fein is essentially the guy who says he quits choof but using his invisibility ability, he sneaks up on you and takes it from your hand!
Norbit - hey man, don’t you just love lush fruits in the king?
Ryan kite - yeh!! - wait where did it go!
Norbit - oh shit!, the royal fein has it in his hand! He must of snuck up on me using his special invisibility ability!
Pistol pat - classic royal fein! Always saying his quit but can’t seem to stop choofing!
Ryan kite - yeh!! - wait where did it go!
Norbit - oh shit!, the royal fein has it in his hand! He must of snuck up on me using his special invisibility ability!
Pistol pat - classic royal fein! Always saying his quit but can’t seem to stop choofing!
by Carrot pofter May 11, 2022
A choof horde is essentially a group of people who are addicted to nicotine or also known as ‘vaping’ you can find them situated outside of a bathroom or basically anywhere near someone who possesses a vape
Da hoons - boy do I love strawberry watermelon! You can’t go wrong!
Norbit - QUICK!!! hide you vape! The choof horde is coming!
Nav - classic choof horde! Always being feins
Norbit - QUICK!!! hide you vape! The choof horde is coming!
Nav - classic choof horde! Always being feins
by Carrot pofter May 7, 2022
Brandit - hey there goes that gender witch!
Lumberjack Lewis - quick hide your daughters! He might turn them eith emo or trans!
Nav - classic gender witch!
Lumberjack Lewis - quick hide your daughters! He might turn them eith emo or trans!
Nav - classic gender witch!
by Carrot pofter May 7, 2022
The barina barbarians are just the two blokes you love a good ‘clang and bang’ sesh in the back of the barina before hitting the gym!
Nav - hey who are those two guys in the red car over there?
Jflaccid - nah bro, there goes the barina barbarians! Off to the gym they go!
Norbit - classic barina Barbarians!
Jflaccid - nah bro, there goes the barina barbarians! Off to the gym they go!
Norbit - classic barina Barbarians!
by Carrot pofter May 11, 2022
That guy who is 20 and gets no bitches. Using his fisherman ability, he is able to only pull in catfishes accounts using his bunny filter
Nav - man do I love salad!
Norbit - did you say fisherman daz!
Nav - wait the guy who gets no bitches?
Norbit - CLASSIC FISHERMAN DAZ!
Norbit - did you say fisherman daz!
Nav - wait the guy who gets no bitches?
Norbit - CLASSIC FISHERMAN DAZ!
by Carrot pofter May 7, 2022
The brand bandit is essentially the guy you takes your anal virginity in your sleep. Using his rush ability, he pounces on your ass from behind you, leaving you without the ability to walk for the next week!
Bake bliss - hey did you hear about that guy who took norbit melons anal virginity??
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
Messi Ferguson - wait are you talking about the brand bandit? He’s always using his rush ability!
Bake bliss - man that’s just the brand bandit!!
by Carrot pofter May 2, 2022
Lumberjack Lewis (also known as kahoot) is that guy that annoys everyone by asking every question known to man. Using his RAGE ABLITY*, he is so furious to chat that he stutters every word.
*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.
** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
*rage ability cannot be used immediately after placement of card, he has talk for about a few seconds until the ability is used.
** he also has a obsession of asking spam messaging
Flye raiser - hey!!
Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
Lumberjack Lewis - ‘what’s for dinner!’, ‘what were you doing on the 23rd of august, 2016?’, ‘davier said your going to school next week, is this true?’, ‘I’m free rn, do you want to call?’, I walked past you at school 4 months ago and you smelt like roses, not the flower but the chocolate kind, in my opinion I fancy myself a mint chocolate, what’s your favourite?’, ‘can we call now?’
by Carrot pofter May 2, 2022