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Stands for "For Crying Out Loud", The original phrase being popularized by the television show Stargate. Common to online first-person shooters. Intended to parody other acronyms such as FFS.
InternetNitwit1: "FFS, leran to play ur class noob!"
OtherPlayer:"FCOL".
FCOL by ThatsMyKit June 16, 2005
Related Words
FFCOL • FCOL • FCOLP • fccolol' • Fecoli • fecolith • fecollect • Fecologist • ffcow • FFIOL
First Comment On a Legendary Post.
"wow, that's really fucked up... btw, FCOLP!!!"
FCOLP by mintypython February 14, 2005
Shorthand for "For Crying Out Loud". Used in internet chats when n00bs just won't shut the hell up, or when someone says something completely unbelievable.
n00b : I just shat on my foot.
chatuser : fcol.

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n00b : Hey everybody, I just ate a live flounder!
chatuser : fcol.
fcol by KiloWatts October 19, 2004
The coolest guy on the planet. Srsly.
ffcow by notffcow July 20, 2009

fecolith 

A way to call someone a shitrock without them knowing it, provided that they are relatively ignorant.
Why don't you get the fuck out of my way fecolith?
fecolith by J-Red1125 June 13, 2005
Acronym for Fuck and Figure It Out Later, a relationship not yet determined by labels.
Girl: "Is it gonna be friends with benefits or a relationship?"
Boy: "Let's just FFIOL"
Girl: "Maybe..."
FFIOL by FFIOLER October 10, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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