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"wow, that's really fucked up... btw, FCOLP!!!"
FCOLP by mintypython February 14, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
FCOLP means "first comment on a legendary post"... FCOLP, don't you know it means "FCOL, people"??
FCOLP by MeNeverU April 14, 2010
Related Words
FCOLP FCOL folp foolphiz Foolproof Fcopter Folp Eyes Folp.G Folpps Foolphobic
Stands for "For Crying Out Loud", The original phrase being popularized by the television show Stargate. Common to online first-person shooters. Intended to parody other acronyms such as FFS.
InternetNitwit1: "FFS, leran to play ur class noob!"
OtherPlayer:"FCOL".
FCOL by ThatsMyKit June 16, 2005
Shorthand for "For Crying Out Loud". Used in internet chats when n00bs just won't shut the hell up, or when someone says something completely unbelievable.
n00b : I just shat on my foot.
chatuser : fcol.

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n00b : Hey everybody, I just ate a live flounder!
chatuser : fcol.
fcol by KiloWatts October 19, 2004

Foolproof 

Something that a fool can't mess with
Bush proves the constitution isn't foolproof

Foolproof, eh? They'll make a better idiot Remember the first Bush?
Foolproof by Ali Bashir February 1, 2006

foolprone 

Something or someone that is at high risk of foolish actions or ideas being brought upon them and cannot become rid of such actions or ideas, no matter the nature of foolishness; antonym of foolproof.
The foolprone plan that Jake created to talk to Sandy suffered many setbacks, as less-than-intelligent people often interfered with his strategy of approaching her.
foolprone by Jason Klug March 11, 2006
1.) getting farted on while sucking someone's dick (even if it's fake or strap-on-ish)

der- folp is plof backwards....literally.
Ex. This guy took me out to a great dinner last night and when i went to repay him, orally, i got folped. I hate it when a guy think he can just fart on me while i am sucking his dick. I mean, I do have standards.
folp by enbediz April 5, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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