guy #1: Dude! Check out this dancing baby! It's amazing what they can do with computers these days!
guy #2: HAWTALTA, n00b
guy #2: HAWTALTA, n00b
by KiloWatts January 27, 2005

by KiloWatts February 20, 2004

Shorthand for "For Crying Out Loud". Used in internet chats when n00bs just won't shut the hell up, or when someone says something completely unbelievable.
n00b : I just shat on my foot.
chatuser : fcol.
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n00b : Hey everybody, I just ate a live flounder!
chatuser : fcol.
chatuser : fcol.
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n00b : Hey everybody, I just ate a live flounder!
chatuser : fcol.
by KiloWatts October 19, 2004

Everything. Cuddlepants is everything.
"Cuddlepants! cuddlepants, cuddlepants!"
by KiloWatts September 29, 2004

by KiloWatts February 20, 2004

Guy: Where were you last night?
Girl: Oh um, I had to do laundry.
Guy: But you didn't call me or NOTHIN!
Girl: Yeah um...
Guy: You're nothin but a lowdown dirty ditchpuller.
Girl: Oh um, I had to do laundry.
Guy: But you didn't call me or NOTHIN!
Girl: Yeah um...
Guy: You're nothin but a lowdown dirty ditchpuller.
by KiloWatts May 20, 2006
