flounder

A loud/obnoxious moron trying to keep the attention of a crowd. An outspoken drunkard.
Every party in which he attends and drinks, he flounders around.
by Adam Schalow July 06, 2004
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A flounder, much like the fish in water is very moist vagina, sometimes dripping, and can even have that fishy smell... a lot like Tom Cruise.
Oprah's flounder after a nice hot shower (without soap) is simply delicious
by Mike Titus May 28, 2006
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no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.
"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."
by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005
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Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.
by flounder founder April 24, 2009
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This term is used in the land of online gaming when someone receives an improper or unneeded trout. Originated in UnForums alternate reality game discussion boards.

"Wee Todd Did I Am" says Joe.

Oh, cool. "I am Sofa King. Wee Todd Did Also.", says John

"Trout" says Joe.

"I flounder thee" says John. (smacking Joe amongst his privates)
by NataSUF February 26, 2008
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a faggot fucking pussy, that works at the olive garden in springfield mass. who love his N/a Stawberry Daquiri fucking vagina
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by kyle April 01, 2005
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The true definition of a flounder is a shapeless woman who has neither breasts nor an ass. She is thinly shaped up and down much like the fish.
The flounder originally thought she was cute until she discovered that she lacked any sexual organ that would catch the eye of the opposite sex.
by Lord Price XI April 05, 2009
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