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Do I look fat in this dress?

The question that every woman will invariably ask of their significant other atleast once. She is fishing for a compliment and the correct answer is ALWAYS no. Do not say yes unless you enjoy sleeping on the couch and pulling your own pork for a month.

I said, you look fat in those pants! 

An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.
Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

Do I look fat in this dress?

AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!

Otherwise yo' in the shit.
Do I look fat in this dress? by Diego September 11, 2003

Do I look fat in this dress 

If she looks fat, tell her she looks fuckin fat. Don't lie just to get sex. If that bitch is fat, then dump her and go for something hotter
Bitch: "Do I look fat in this dress"

you: "yes baby you do, you so fuckin fat come give me a blow job or else I'm gonna go to the brothel tonight!!!"

Big DICKS In Fat Chicks 12! 

The Ultimate Porno involving Ron Jeremy and Toola From Fat Pizza. A true Monster Mash
Yo i just got home time to put on me dad's old Pornos i got one called " Big DICKS in Fat Chicks 12! "