FARTMA

Fucking always read the manual asshole. This acronym is rooted in the same tradition of RTFM.

FARTMA, and you will more than likely not need to call technical support for things that can be resolved by reading product documentation.

FARTMA by digitalanimosity September 5, 2011

fartma gandhi 

Someone who tries to end hatred and promote world peace by passing extremely potent gas.

Well done fartma gandhi, the world is at peace but it sure is stinky

fartma gandhi by dickie_bird August 24, 2008

Fartma Gandhi 

Someone who attempts to resolve conflicts and promote world peace by passing extremely potent gas.

Bill and Ted are having a very heated argument that is about to erupt in to a fight. Before it gets out of hand David sees an opening and jumps in the middle to lets an award winning fart. The fart is so smelly that Bill and Ted are simply forced to walk away. David is now considered fartma gandhi.

Fartma Gandhi by yoyomah! October 8, 2008

Farmabist 

Farmabist

noun: farmabist; plural noun: farmabists
a farmer who is professionally qualified to cultivate and sell industrial hemp.

CBD is booming. But US farmabists struggle to keep up with demand for industrial hemp!

Most farmabists are growing the plant like a tomato, a process that's expensive and intensive!

Store manager: we need more industrial hemp.

Staff: Can you not contact your local farmabist?

Store manager: those damm farmabists don't have enough available anymore.

Farmabist by CannabisKings March 26, 2019

Farimah 

A girl who's as beautiful and gorgeous as the moon, she's pretty and attractive . It's a persian name.

Farimah is an amazing girl and I'm in love with her.

Farimah by Farlimoon August 16, 2018

Fartacus

pron. A person who flatulates in a crowded, public place in the hopes of passing the blame onto the masses.

Steve pulled a Fartacus during the movie and, although the crowd whole crowd smelled it, no one knew who dealt it.

Fartacus by jjbizzippo August 24, 2010

Fartass 

The fat face stinky fucktard that rejects your urban dictionary entry because he envies your awesomeness.

oh man, that fartass rejected my shit again!

Fartass by spiderguy February 16, 2015