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fartmare 

A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.
I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.
fartmare by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019
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fart mark 

when a male skeets in his drawers. This is usually used with a kid that shits his pants.
Mommy, I didn't poop my pants, its a fart mark.
fart mark by Dustyeyes January 2, 2009

Fartmare 

A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.
Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
Fartmare by blumehauser July 22, 2009

Fartmarket 

A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars. Of course this ISN'T real, it is from a movie called Ben: The Justice Kid 2
ACTUAL LINE FROM THE MOVIE
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"Ben? Whats a fartmarket?"
"A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars."
Fartmarket by MoldyScaryCheese ! December 19, 2017

Fartmare 

When your sleep and you fart the smell is so bad it wakes you up.
Man I was sleeping good last night until I had a fartmare that woke me up.
Fartmare by EBTCARDPIMP707 May 22, 2017

Fartnark 

Someone who outwardly expresses disgust and tries to make you feel bad for farting, when it is a perfectly natural bodily function.
"Dude, are you seriously fartnarking me right now? it's a natural function of the human body, man"
"WE'RE IN AN ELEVATOR! YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME!!"
Fartnark by Tuubx May 29, 2021