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A mark on the backside of underwear resulting from flatulence which excretes a small amount of fecal matter. Usually brown in color.

Also a derogatory name.

Example 1: You have a fartmark in your underwear.

Example 2: You're a fartmark.

fartmark by Explicit_Incog May 17, 2008

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fartmare

A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.

I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.

fartmare by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019

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fart mark

when a male skeets in his drawers. This is usually used with a kid that shits his pants.

Mommy, I didn't poop my pants, its a fart mark.

fart mark by Dustyeyes January 2, 2009

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Fartmare

A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.

Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."

Fartmare by blumehauser July 22, 2009

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Fartmarket

A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars. Of course this ISN'T real, it is from a movie called Ben: The Justice Kid 2

ACTUAL LINE FROM THE MOVIE
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"Ben? Whats a fartmarket?"
"A fartmarket is a market where you buy farts stored in jars."

Fartmarket by MoldyScaryCheese ! December 19, 2017

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Fartmare

When your sleep and you fart the smell is so bad it wakes you up.

Man I was sleeping good last night until I had a fartmare that woke me up.

Fartmare by EBTCARDPIMP707 May 22, 2017

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Fartnark

Someone who outwardly expresses disgust and tries to make you feel bad for farting, when it is a perfectly natural bodily function.

"Dude, are you seriously fartnarking me right now? it's a natural function of the human body, man"
"WE'RE IN AN ELEVATOR! YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME!!"

Fartnark by Tuubx May 29, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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