Faqtard 

A well educated person who cant help themselves from doing the most stupid shit. on the brink of pure retardation.

A person who despite there best effort just cant get it right.

A complete dumb ass.

1) hay faqtard all that education and you still fucked it up!
2) i cant believe he did that what a faqtard.
3) hay faqtard get out of the middle of the road!
4) hay faqtard hang the cell phone up and drive!

Faqtard by TinMan-DDM June 30, 2009

FAQtard 

The true definition is someone that buys a game only to beat it. They don't care about playing the game, they just get the game to see what the ending is. To accomplish this, they, as soon as they get it home, go online to find a FAQ (usually using www.gamefaqs.com...I love that site ^_^) to get every single powerup or quadforce or item.

Person A: I hate Schiffi.
Person 2: Why?
Person A: He just got the new "Schpeldunkies" game, and he's halfway through it in only 3 hours of playing.
Person C: So what? I did that with "Pyrokeneticist Rage" and "Cryokeneticist Gloom".
Person A: Yeah, but "Schpeldunkies" supposed to have 60 hours of gameplay.
Person 2: WOW! What A FAQtard!

FAQtard by Pyro-Cryo Master November 29, 2004

Fastard

The owner of the 3X ETF FAS (Direxion Financials Bull 3X ETF). The term denotes someone who goes "long" FAS, i.e. buys the equity. Tard is common in stock lingo for anyone who has a long position.

You Fastards are doomed(tm) when the bank stocks go through the floor.

Fastard by CosmicHemorroid April 25, 2009

Fantard

Person who obessess over a series (TV,book, movie ect) and acts annoyingly like its the best thing ever made. Most fantards for movies never read the book and 99% of fantards are motivated by blind loyalty or a sad need to be popular or accepted. Fantards are also known to be really rude to people who go against there precious fandom and don't practise literary or any type of preference tolerence.

Fantatds are what made real fans look bad.

This twilight fantard yells at me because I don't like the damn book.

How to spot a fantard:
~blind loyaly, show in an annoying and rude demenior, to any series; especially popular ones

~being rude and immature to people against people who don't like there fandom

~only fantarding a fandom while its popular

~if its a book gone movie: having no knowlage of scenes or people left out by movie producers

Fantard by godDAMNtwilightFANTARDS December 19, 2008

fattard 

One who is exceptionally fat and exceptionally stupid.

"Gawd, that fat Debbie is such a fattard."

fattard by Screamadelica March 3, 2007

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

Final Fantard 

Derogatory term used for a person who is overly obsessed on Final Fantasy and shamelessly disses other franchise thinking nothing can compare to a good, but overrated franchise, believing its a gift from heaven.

Final Fantard: Final Fantasy is the best game ever! Every other series is a piece of shit!

Normal Fan: What a fantard.

Final Fantard by CaptainRainbow February 7, 2014