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F.P.F
Family. Public. Faith. The 3 pillars of a strong community. The pillars on which Willoughby, OH is built.
F.P.F by RyanFNation October 7, 2018
P.F.P
f-p-p-f
word used by younger people to take the place of a bad word..usually the word fucking
first used by: Trina Goffinet & Joshua Henke
first used by: Trina Goffinet & Joshua Henke
f-p-p-f by midnightmatchbox March 22, 2009
f@p
e.m.p.f.t.b
e.m.p.f.t.b by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019
P.F.M.M.
An acronym for "Please Fuck My Mouth."
Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . . fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.
This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . . Fuck My Mouth?"
Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . . fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.
This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . . Fuck My Mouth?"
- Hipster in a coffee shop: "I've never really been in a committed relationship. I just am trying to discover my own identity without a man."
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
- Good girl gone bad: "I just had like 2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
-Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
- Good girl gone bad: "I just had like 2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."
-Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."
P.F.M.M. by black julian April 2, 2010
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