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F&P stands for Fuck and Punch. At the the conclusion of a one night stand, the girl punches the guy in the face as hard as she can, then proceeds to leave without ever explaining. Note: The chick will never have recollection of the event.
Julia: "How'd it go last night?"

Stef: "It went awesome. Not only was he large and in charge, I also F&P-ed the bastard too."
by crazygirljulia September 17, 2011
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A wifey abbreviaton for Food & Pussy.
Used by a woman who knows how to take care of her man.
Paul: feeed meee

Queen B: you know I would baby, both F&P
by Thornberrry June 18, 2018
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