P.F.M.M. 

An acronym for "Please Fuck My Mouth."

Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . . fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.

This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . . Fuck My Mouth?"

- Hipster in a coffee shop: "I've never really been in a committed relationship. I just am trying to discover my own identity without a man."

Translation : "P.F.M.M."

- Good girl gone bad: "I just had like 2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."

-Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."

P.F.M.M. by black julian April 2, 2010

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c 

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card

Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

P.F.M.D 

Propensity for maximum density. A chic who is relatively skinny, but has the potential to be fat. Tell tale sign is chubby arms.

Yo that bitch has P.F.M.D.

P.F.M.D by Maisbass May 13, 2006

P.F.M. 

Pure Fucking Magic:
1) The idea that something resolved itself; the idea that something resolved magically; Used as an answer when the truth may not be present
2) Lengthened version of FM; a miracle; low probability

1) The problem cleared itself...how? Not sure, I think it was P.F.M.
2) It will be F.M. if he/she finishes the job.

P.F.M. by Greenskeeper1 October 1, 2007

P.F.M. 

Pretty Fucking Much......

"So you're just sleeping all day?"
answer
P.F.M.

P.F.M. by Starlababy65 April 18, 2008

l.m.e.y.p.f.t.b.a.m.y.c.i.m.m 

Let Me Eat Your Pussy From The Back And Make You Cum In My Mouth

It's always WYD , Never L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.A.M.Y.C.I.M.M

She'll think you are an absolute weapon

l.m.e.y.p.f.t.b.a.m.y.c.i.m.m by Downesy October 6, 2020