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D.T.F.L.P.P

Down To Fuck Like Puking Pitbulls.

It's a reference to a gif on the internet with two pitbulls fucking until one pukes and starts to eat it, saying that you are indeed interested in getting down and fucking like puking pitbulls.
"That girl seems pretty D.T.F.L.P.P I'm really interested"
D.T.F.L.P.P by fornk May 24, 2014
Pause For Laughter Can be used in place of a sarcastic laugh
Sam: "What do you call an italian with a rubber toe?! Roberto!!"
James: "... P.F.L."
P.F.L. by Tom Wade January 6, 2008

I.S.M.P.F.L.

dude, ashley queefed in the middle of class! I.S.M.P.F.L.
I.S.M.P.F.L. by schlipdopp yummm February 22, 2010

L.L.P.F. 

After hearing the same lame excuse over and over again about why the university student couldn't bring their books back on time and why they shouldn't have to pay overdue fines, the librarian wrote "L.L.P.F." in the student's library account so that the other staff wouldn't excuse any more overdue fines.
L.L.P.F. by Kathy G. June 23, 2009
Bro P.L.F. after this?
P.L.F. by reedisgay January 30, 2009

p.d.f.i.l 

short for *pimps don’t fall in love*
*in text* P.D.F.I.L
someone: you don’t fall in love huh?
me: Pimps don’t fall in love.(P.D.F.I.L)
p.d.f.i.l by 69jayz September 21, 2019