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Educating Gordon Day 

An international holiday where people educate Gordon, a big blue engine who knows everything and shall complain whenever he wants.
"What's this, Educating Gordon Day?"
Masturbating while learning,(watching the discovery channel, wikipedia, history books, food network(big guys only) medical texts etc.)
Person A: hey you know what I found out last night when I was jackin off? Areola is the medical term for nipple

Person B:huh, I guess that means you were edubating
edubating by dogggyyyssstyle August 10, 2010

educating the public 

How the government thinks the youth should be learning but it's really just stuff so we don't ever know what is going on.
"Today we will be discussing how to find x in this really useless skill so we can be educating the public"
educating the public by tgbnqaz123 December 16, 2013

Dog-elating 

The act of getting it on or appearing overly horny for the situation.
After the wide receiver scored a touchdown, his end zone dance was just him dog-elating over the ball!
Dog-elating by BigAl27 January 25, 2019

exalting 

To raise in rank, character, or status; elevate
exalting the shepherd to the rank of grand vizier.
exalting by LaTony August 9, 2008

Expiating 

Person: I have erectile dysfunction, sorry.
Person's Ex: So you're expiating now, on my wedding?!?