Exprisso

After excessive ingestion of coffee, your urine smells like expresso.

Damm, my piss smells like its coming out of a Keurig! I'm a living , breathing , exprisso machine!

by numbtard August 24, 2016

expresso your stresso and depresso

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

expresso

what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. A common mispronounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.

I'll have two shots of expresso to help rid me of my ineptitude.

by Chach September 8, 2003

expresso

Hillbilly for "espresso."

I asked for coffee on Ro-dee-o drive, but alls they had was expresso.

by Geoff_M August 25, 2010

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

Expresso

A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.

Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."

Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"

by psiscott May 2, 2006

expresso for my depresso

this is a horrible feeling. this is when you absolutely hate everything that is happening in your boring life. so get some expresso for your depresso. and don't worry i have some depresso too!

guy 1 - what's wrong?
girl 1 - i don't have any expresso for my depresso

by sexymom101 February 26, 2019