3 definition by numbtard

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A smelly person who is so unintelligent they don't know they reek!

Jane,did you get a whiff of that fat old stinktard?

by Numbtard August 29, 2007

A potato you put diwn your pants to enhance your bulge.

Are you happy to see me, or is that a dick-tater in your psnts?

by numbtard February 27, 2016

After excessive ingestion of coffee, your urine smells like expresso.

Damm, my piss smells like its coming out of a Keurig! I'm a living , breathing , exprisso machine!

by numbtard February 27, 2016