Expectus Nofetus

The Harry Potter abortion spell

Hermione: Listen Ron, I have to tell you something. From the night before...I...I'm pregnant.
Ron: Hermione! That's amazing!
Hermione: Like fuck it is. EXPECTUS NOFETUS!

by thedank June 28, 2017

Expectual

When you just expect to much from people and society in general that it makes you feel stupid for believing you could.

Man I’m so dam expectual but don’t expect shit from myself.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019