Exorb 

To sob heavily in a wet mess of tears like SpongeBob SquarePants

I'm so sick of life rn, I wanna exorb.

He's been exorbing all weekend over that girl who dumped him.

Exorb by Mixed bag of chips November 27, 2024

Reverse Exorcism 

It’s when the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body

I came home to catch my daughter in the middle of a reverse exorcism

Reverse Exorcism by ballblocker0 February 23, 2020

Cyber Exorcism 

The removal of a computer virus that has infected your system to the point where it has become unusable. Often preformed by a person of superior computer knowledge. A geek. Generally but not always associated with a program that continually preforms unsolicited scans of your computer and informs you of numerous fake critical errors that it will gladly repair once you have provided the cyber thieves with your credit card information.

Jim: John, could you stop by when you have a chance. Today?

John: Have you got another computer viris Jim?

Jim: I've got a bad one this time John, really bad! I almost threw my PC off the tenth floor balcony last night. Can you stop by and preform another cyber exorcism for me John?

John: Ok Jim, I stop by later tonight and see what I can do.

Jim: Thanks John! I owe you big time!

Cyber Exorcism by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2011

Blue Exorcist

Blue Exorcist is an anime that stars a 15 year old boy named Rin Okumura. He and his twin brother, Yukio Okumura, were raised by an exorcist named Father Fujimoto. But one night, he discovers a terrible secret. Demons are real. What's more, he and Yukio are are not Fujimoto's sons- they are the sons of Satan.

Rin was the only one that inherited the satanic power of blue fire, Yukio is a normal human. Rin's powers were sealed away inside a sword. If he ever draws the sword, he will cease to be completely human. When Fujimoto is killed protecting Rin from Satan, Rin vows to defeat the demon. He chooses to attend The Cram School, the school for exorcists in training.

When he starts school, his true identity as a demon kept secret, his life is turned upside down. He has friends for the first time ever. And his brother Yukio has known about the demon world and Rin's powers for years- in fact, Yukio is a full exorcist and a teacher at the school!

As time goes on, it gets harder and harder for Rin to hide the truth. What would happen if everyone knew who he really was? Is there a place in the world for a demon who fights demons?

The show is ultimately about choosing one's own path in life. Someone's orgins don't determine the kind of person they will become. The message is awesome, and the characters are allwell developed, each facing their own personal problems. This anime has moments that'll make you laugh out loud and ones that will bring you close to tears. Give it a try!

Blue Exorcist is a really great anime!

If you've already seen Blue Exorcist, you might like these animes: Black Butler, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Soul Eater, Sword Art Online, Fairy Tail, and Bleach

Blue Exorcist by Lelouch0 May 10, 2014

Blue Exorcist

My life.

Person A: Hey cutie. Wanna go to the movies?
Person B: No, I'm going to binge watch Blue Exorcist again tonight, so I have no time for a social life or your unrequited shows of love to my weaboo self.

*walks away*

Person A: Oookay...

Blue Exorcist by MephistophelesIsFABULOUS February 15, 2017

exurb1a 

a nihilistic, somewhat inspirational, and funny guy, he is oddly smart considering he decided to get a degree in philosophy, so maybe he isnt THAT smart but he certainly makes content we can all either, laugh at, relate too, or kill ourselves to.

Guy 1:Hey, did you watch that Exurb1a video i sent
Guy 2:yeah, honestly im kind of worried he brought up a lot of references to drugs
Guy 1: Well of course he did, how do you expect him to be happy with a degree in philosophy?

exurb1a by outofzale January 3, 2019

Reverse Exorcism 

When the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body.

I hear they could need a reverse exorcism or two in the Vatican right around now.

Reverse Exorcism by KK02 February 15, 2020